We had a good run, but someone finally took all of our cats off the List of Cats. Even though they were cats.

Here’s the last version of the page before some dumb do-gooder went and revised it. I do consider getting the List of Cats page temporarily locked due to “excessive vandalism” a victory.

And here’s a list of all of the cats you added:

• Amy
• Amber, Laura Silberman’s cat, who is 10 years old and loves Laura more than anything in the world.
• ””Amber”” Bailey’s fat, old cat, who is currently 20 years old.
• “Betsy’, Lily Donato’s cat.
• “Bell”, a cat that was found in a ditch.
• Catherine, My names Catherine but everyone calls me Cat and I rock.
• “Chris”, a black and white cat given to Claire as a Christmas present from her godfather.
• Cullen, Laura Silberman’s cat, looks like a black cat but is really a dark brown. Fluffy. Gives love bites.
• Emmett, Viki Silberman’s cat, named after Emmett from the Twilight series. Probably one of the best named animals ever for he is big and dumb and lovable.
• Frank, Grayson Kelly’s mom’s cat. Drastically overweight and hates Christmas.
• George, Kevin Corrigan’s mom’s cat.
• Gryffindor, Laura Silberman’s cat, grey tabby who likes to roll over a lot.
• Madeleine, Clarissa’s deceased cat
• Fritz, Juliette’s stupidest cat alive
• Jenny, Grayson Kelly’s cat. Pees on everything that does not belong to her owner.
• Kane, Laura Silberman’s cat, goes by “Uboo” or “Kaner.” Not named after Patrick Kane or Kevin Kane. Almost was a Stanley. Youngest cat in the house but runs the joint. Gives hugs.
• Linus, a wonderful orange creature living and clawing in Louisville, KY
• Magellan, a cat currently residing in a house in Florida.
• Marshmallow, Laura Silberman’s cat. Was a ginger. Probably has since passed away. Ran away when Laura’s mom left the door open.
• Oscar, the chillest cat ever.
• Pickles, A really sweet cat who lives at someones Grandma’s house and almost died of a respiratory infection.
• Richard
• Smudge, the Silberman’s cat. Was a stray and adopted them. Has since passed away. Was one chill cat and drooled when happy.
• Tabatha (Tabby), Matthew and Deborah Durkin’s cat.
• Tabby, Laura Silberman’s cat, has since passed away. Loved scaring people and jumping out at them from under the dining room table.
• Twinkle, a cat from Lexington, Massachusetts who weighed more than the neighbor’s Bichon Frise by a significant amount.
• Roxie, a black and white tuxedo cat that pukes every time she eats, but she still manages to weigh twenty pounds.
• Spot, McLellan family cat 1992-2011 (dead)
• Neko, McLellan family cat (not dead)
• Jesse, Madeline’s first cat ever, he was of the grey variety (1997-2005)
• Winston ‘Lardball’ Stewart, Known to have abused the power of consuming food and in return has acquired the skill of rolling. (2011-present)

Great work, everyone.