Me and the wilderness skills book I’m reading have differing views about how awesome it would be to be attacked by an owl.
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Dinosaur Office is a thing some friends and I made
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Dinosaur Office is a thing some friends and I made
I do the Twitter. You can ask me stuff
I live for adventure
contact: kevinjcorrigan at gmail Ask me anything
January 28, 2012
January 18, 2012
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8 Things the Internet Ruined
3. The Number 9000 and Jokes - Internet memes are great because anyone can join in on the fun. Internet memes are terrible because everyone joins in on the fun, but never stops. The Internet doesn’t beat dead horses. It pounds the ground where a horse decomposed with its fists, even though there are no horse parts left to punch. The Internet can’t get hold of a joke without destroying it.
I can’t see the number 9000 anymore without thinking of Vegeta from Dragonball Z. It’s not because I think that meme is funny. It’s because every time there’s a number over 9000 online, some stupid 15-year-old that I want to punch in the stupid face has to make that joke in the comments. That joke started in 2006. It’s been 2012 for weeks now and it still happens. That’s six years. Jokes aren’t funny for six years. Chappelle’s Show was still on in 2006. Can you imagine how annoying it would be if people were still yelling “I’m Rick James, Bitch!” Welcome to the Internet.
[More things the Internet Ruined]
Wikipedia is down. That means you have plenty of time to read my new article.
What else are you gonna do, go outside? Yeah, right!](http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/kevincorrigan/16076779490/1/tumblr_lxy9xjLZ5y1qasthr)
3. The Number 9000 and Jokes - Internet memes are great because anyone can join in on the fun. Internet memes are terrible because everyone joins in on the fun, but never stops. The Internet doesn’t beat dead horses. It pounds the ground where a horse decomposed with its fists, even though there are no horse parts left to punch. The Internet can’t get hold of a joke without destroying it.
I can’t see the number 9000 anymore without thinking of Vegeta from Dragonball Z. It’s not because I think that meme is funny. It’s because every time there’s a number over 9000 online, some stupid 15-year-old that I want to punch in the stupid face has to make that joke in the comments. That joke started in 2006. It’s been 2012 for weeks now and it still happens. That’s six years. Jokes aren’t funny for six years. Chappelle’s Show was still on in 2006. Can you imagine how annoying it would be if people were still yelling “I’m Rick James, Bitch!” Welcome to the Internet.
Wikipedia is down. That means you have plenty of time to read my new article.
What else are you gonna do, go outside? Yeah, right!
(Source: College Humor)
January 18, 2012
Every Nickelback Wikipedia Page Vandalism
I know you can’t vandalize the Wikipedia page for Nickelback today. That must be hard. To help get you through it, here’s a video I made of every Nickelback page vandalism from the beginning of time until October 14, 2009.
January 17, 2012
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ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE
Kev requested an LMFAO - Andrew W.K. mashup
LMFAOWK
I was casually talking to Chris the other day, and said I was surprised that no one had made an Andrew WK/LMFAO mashup yet. Then he just went and made it. And it’s fucking awesome. You all really need to give this a listen.
January 17, 2012
CollegeHumor Behind the Scenes
They all said Kevin was crazy when he decided to keep a file of everyone at CollegeHumor’s clothed genitals, but take a look at him now.
That’s right, Kevin Corrigan calls bluffs.
January 17, 2012
Introducing Dire Consequences - Episode One: 50 Mile Walk
Two men. One game of Rock Paper Scissors. One really long walk home.
Check out Murph and I’s new series. We have really stupid competitions with really awful consequences. It’s sort of the spiritual sequel to What Will Kevin Do For Money, except no one wins anything. We can only not lose. I’m so excited about it! And terrified.
(Source: College Humor)
January 14, 2012
I bought a film camera over the summer. I’m getting pretty into it.
January 11, 2012
“If you come to a dangerous place, and turn back from it, though it may have been perfectly right and wise to do, still your character has suffered some slight deterioration; you are to that extent weaker, more lifeless, more effeminate, more liable to passion and error in future; whereas if you go through with the danger though it may have been apparently wrong and foolish to encounter it, you come out of the encounter a stronger and better man, fitter for every sort of work and trial, and nothing but danger produces this.”
This is my new favorite quote, and the reason I put milk in my cereal on the ninth floor this morning, even though I was going to eat it on the third floor.
January 3, 2012
Dinosaur Office: Volcano Drill
It’s better to be safe than lava-ed.
Happy new Dinosaur Office Tuesday!
January 2, 2012
Dorky Bits: Zelda’s Boyfriend Mike
I decided the name Mike was really funny while I was writing this for some reason.
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