HI, MY NAME IS KEVIN CORRIGAN

I'm a writer/editor at Collegehumor.com and TodaysBigThing.com
I like taking pictures and collect Wikipedia Vandalism
I live for adventure
contact: kevinjcorrigan at gmail
Nov 16
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An exciting day for people in the middle of the Venn Diagram of “People Who Think I’m a Cool Dude” and “People Who Like Funny T-Shirts.” Three of four shirts released by Busted Tees today were my ideas. I think they’re some of my better shirts, too. You should buy them because something something the economy or whatever.

And this came out a couple weeks ago. It’s one of my favorites.

Nov 10
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Tired of movies that leave the ending up to your own interpretation? Me too! Amir and I wrote new endings for Lost in Translation, The Wrestler, The Sopranos, The Graduate and No Country For Old Men so no one else ever has to think when they’re over.

samreich:

“Ambiguous Endings Resolved,” written by Amir and Kevin, directed by Josh, produced by Ben, shot by Vince, handled by our super talented post team.  I had nothing to do with this, but I love it.  Digg it.

Nov 05
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6 minutes of people doing random things for some reason. This is one of the most entertaining Internet videos I’ve seen in a long time.

Nov 01
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Whiskerino 2009 has begun! I’ll be growing my beard as hard as I can for the next 4 months and posting pictures everyday-ish.
Here are my pictures from the last Whiskerino. This year should be more fun since I have a new camera, more free time and I’m moving into out of my parents house and into my first apartment tomorrow. I’m going to be an independent human! New beginnings all around.

Whiskerino 2009 has begun! I’ll be growing my beard as hard as I can for the next 4 months and posting pictures everyday-ish.

Here are my pictures from the last Whiskerino. This year should be more fun since I have a new camera, more free time and I’m moving into out of my parents house and into my first apartment tomorrow. I’m going to be an independent human! New beginnings all around.

Oct 31
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My girlfriend runs a cupcake fan blog, and today in honor of Halloween she’s posting a picture of deliciously spooky cupcakes every hour. Follow http://cupcakesiwouldeat.tumblr.com if you enjoy looking at things that will make you hungry.

My girlfriend runs a cupcake fan blog, and today in honor of Halloween she’s posting a picture of deliciously spooky cupcakes every hour. Follow http://cupcakesiwouldeat.tumblr.com if you enjoy looking at things that will make you hungry.

Oct 29
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Kevin's Old, Rejected Onion Headlines Vol. 1

While getting ready to move and digging through my old stuff, I found some of my old Onion headline submissions. I contributed headlines sporadically after I interned there my sophomore year at college, until I started at CH. I still think some of these jokes are funny.

  • Area Elementary School Student Wishes Just Once Fire Drill Would Be Real
  • “Juicer Not For Meat,” Says Bourgeois Area Mom
  • Senior Citizen Indiscriminately Applying To Afterlives
  • New Soft Drink Container Quickly Fills Stomach, Lungs With Refreshing Pepsi
  • Area Bus Driver Likes To Pretend He Is Bus Driver Of The Stars
  • Area Man Waiting For Next Big Development In Garage Door Technology Before Finishing Garage
  • Angst Ridden Teenage Robot Wishes He Was Never Invented
  • Area Fetus Intentionally Fails Birth In Effort To Live Off Parents For Another Trimester
  • Rebellious Burger Touts The Lives It’s Claimed In New Ad
  • Area Man Interested In Fucking Girl Interested In Catching Up With Him
  • Determined Group of Stoners Overcome Adversity To Achieve Amateur Softball Championship*
  • Area Man Persuaded To Vote Kerry By Outdated Bumper Sticker
  • Congressman Spends Whole Day In Senate By Mistake
  • Freshman Rep. Alan Grayson To Get Detention If He Is Late For Congress One More Time**
  • Government To Issue Delicious New Meat Coats to Cold, Hungry Homeless This Winter: “Choose Your Fate,” Says Government
  • Speed Limit Enforced By Fatal Accidents
  • US Days Without National Tragedy Counter Rapidly Approaching 2***
  • McDonald’s Introduces Healthy New Food-Free Options
  • Area Man Evolves Just To Prove Creationists Wrong
  • OP/ED: Someone Please Stop Me Before I Suicide Bomb Again!
  • Special X-Games Full Of Athletes Injured In Regular X-Games
  • International Super-Spyware Averts Nuclear Disaster Using Stolen Personal Information
  • Penis Enlarged, Still Unused

I wish I had more of these saved. Unfortunately, I was submitting these in the days of hotmail, and hotmail never saved my sent messages for some reason. I may be able to find more on a flash drive somewhere, and if I do I’ll post them.

* Based on the ruthless High Times magazine softball team, the Bong Hitters
** I added a current freshman representative because I didn’t have one written down
*** Written during a time of frequent national tragedies, but I can’t remember which

Oct 22
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Here it is. 4 years in the making, every single recorded instance of vandalism on the Nickelback wikipedia page. I’ve wanted to do this for a long time, and now, thanks to the help of the plucky Collegehumor interns Nat and Tom, the dream has become a reality.
Digg it if you’d be so kind.

Here it is. 4 years in the making, every single recorded instance of vandalism on the Nickelback wikipedia page. I’ve wanted to do this for a long time, and now, thanks to the help of the plucky Collegehumor interns Nat and Tom, the dream has become a reality.

Digg it if you’d be so kind.

Oct 12
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streeter:

dangurewitch:

Hardly Working: Stomp. We decided to take a break from comedy and do some avant-garde performance art. One of my favorites in a while. Kudos to shooter/editors Matt & Creighton for painstakingly piecing together this doozy.

This was fun.